I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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