Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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