Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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