somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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