Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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