I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Randomize
