I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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