your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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