I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
my liver is dry heaving
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