She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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