dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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