Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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