The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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