The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize