Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
kristin has been a bad kristin
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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