so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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