Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I think your dad took our porno
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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