i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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