They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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