tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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