My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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