I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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