North Korea, Best Korea!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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