Having a random hookup so left but love u
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
she peed on how many people?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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