I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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