At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
do nipples grow back?
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