Life is so much better after having sex.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
