is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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