I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
