Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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