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what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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