Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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