Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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