you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I think I am morally bankrupt
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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