i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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