we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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