She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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