Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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