We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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