I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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