Sponge bath it is.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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