im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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