If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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