Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I puked a lego.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Dicks are not precious.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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