Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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