Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Oh god it's open bar.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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