Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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