Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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