doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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