You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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