i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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