we have officially lost it.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
