is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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