Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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