You smell like stripper and shame
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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