Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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