Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Someone came in the potted fern
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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