Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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