in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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